LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbour's son has a
penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
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MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And
if he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!"
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