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April Fool.
The other day, up in East Texas, this little old lady found herself in
court defending her recent actions.
Here is what she told the judge.
Your honor, I am 86 years old.
So here I am, sitting there on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me.
He starts to rub my thigh, and it feels good, your Honor.
So, I don't stop him, and he begins to rub my old breasts, your Honor.
Why, Your Honor, I haven't felt that good in years!
So, I just spread my old legs and say to him, "Take me, young man, Take
me!"
That's when he yelled, "April Fool!"
And that's when I shot the son of a bitch!
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