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Little Tommy on a Plane.
A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane when the
stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk.
I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation
with your fellow passenger."
Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said
to
the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The
same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose
that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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