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Lodger.
Doris & Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise
some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their 2 up 2 down terrace
house.
After a few days a young attractive woman applies for the room and
explains that she is a model working in a nearby city centre studio for a
few weeks and that she would like the room for Mondays to Thursdays but
would pay for the whole week.
Doris shows her the house and they agree to start straight away. There's
just one problem,” explains the model " because of my job I have to have a
bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath?"
"That's not a problem,” replies Doris "we have a tin bath out in the yard
and we bring it in to the living room, in front of the fire, and fill it
with hot water."
"What about you're husband?" asks the model.
"Oh he plays darts most weekdays - so he will be out in the evenings,"
replies Doris.
"Good" says the model " that being settled, I'll go to the studio and see
you tonight."
That evening Fred dutifully goes to his darts match whilst Doris prepares
the bath for the model. After stripping off the model steps into the bath
and Doris is amazed to see that she has no pubic hair.
The model notices Doris's staring eyes, smiles and explains that it is
part of her job to shave her flower especially when modeling swimwear or
underclothes.
Later when Fred returns, Doris relates this oddity and he does not believe
her.
"It's true I tell you" says Doris "look, if you don't believe me, tomorrow
night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see
for yourself."
The next night Fred leaves as usual and Doris prepares the bath for the
model. As the model steps naked into the bath - Doris, standing behind
her, looks towards the curtains, and points towards the model's naked
pussy. Then she lifts up her skirt and wearing no panties, points to her
own hairy mass.
Later Fred returns and they retire to bed. "Well do you believe me now?"
she asks Fred. "Yes" he replies "I've never seen anything like it in my
life. But why did you lift up your skirt and show your hairy twat?" “ Just
to show you the difference,” answers Doris "but anyway you've seen my
pussy millions of times?"
"Yes" says Fred, "I have...but the rest of the fucking darts team hasn't."
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