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A Little Spice.
A daughter and mother in law come home together after an afternoons
grocery shopping. Whilst the mother in law was unpacking she notice the
daughter stripping down to nothing and standing seductively against the
banister at the foot of the stairs.........
Mother-in-law: "Dear? What are you doing?"
Daughter: "I'm stripping off, can't you see?"
Mother-in-law: "I can see that but why?"
Well you see, at about this time (5pm)...your SON, MY HUSBAND comes home
from work and when he comes in and sees me all naked, we go upstairs and
make mad passionate love. We then pop downstairs, have something to eat
and again go back upstairs and make MAD passionate love AALLL NIGHT
LONG....mmmmmm!
And with this the daughter in law rubs her hands down the side of her
waist and caresses her body and says:
"This is what I call...MY LURRVE SUIT, its how I keep SPICE in our life".
Well, with this the mother-in-law shocked and outraged at this behaviour
left the house and tormed out the house and continued down the road to her
home.
As she is walking home she is recollecting what her daughter in law had
said and thought, maybe I could add a bit of SPICE to my love life? And
with this hurry's home.
When she arrives in the hallway. She strips off, reveals all and stands
seductively at the foot of the stairs waiting for her husband to arrive
home from work.
Sure enough her husband arrives home to see his wife standing at the foot
of the stairs with absolutely nothing on and seductively caressing her
body.
Shocked, the husband says, "What do you think your doing?"
"Honey, I thought I would add some spice to our life...THIS IS MY LUURRVE
SUIT"
"That's very nice love" replies the husband, "but don't you think you
should go upstairs and IRON it first?!"
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