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Martinis
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a
double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he
orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and
orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long.
But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket each time
before you order a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts
to look good, then I know it's time to go home."
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