So you climb into your new Microsoft Rocket.
You turn the key. A Head-Up Display (HUD) on the windshield lights up with
the following message:
Customer:>
Baffled, you open the owner's manual and look up "Starting your new
Microsoft Rocket." The book says that when you see Customer:>, you should
type the word AUTOS and hit the horn button. You do, and the windshield
turns white, and little pictures start forming all over the windshield,
about 1 per second, until the windshield is so full of them you can hardly
see out of it. You look closely at these pictures and notice that they
have words on them like "ENGINE," "TRANSMISSION," "FUEL SYSTEM," and
"IGNITION SYSTEM."
Still the car has not started. The owner's manual says that you should now
take your mouse (stored in the center console) and start activating all
these systems by double clicking on each one of them. So you do.
After about 5-6 minutes since you first turned on the key, the engine in
your Microsoft Rocket sputters to life.
Slowly you pull away, and everything seems normal as you cruise down the
street. You decide to turn on the dealer installed radio. As soon as you
turn it on, the engine dies, all four wheels lock up, and the car
screeches to a halt. A message pops up on the windshield and says:
"System Conflict: An unknown accessory has been installed. You should turn
off all systems and restart your automobile. Contact manufacturer of
accessory and ask him what he did wrong. Do not contact Microsoft, nothing
is our fault."
So you turn off the radio and start over.
Soon after this, you are again cruising down the road. Up ahead, you see a
stopped school bus. So you take your mouse, and move the cursor on the HUD
to the menu item that says "TOOLS."
Clicking on that item, a drop down menu drops down, and lists several
items, one of which is "VEHICLE CONTROL SYSTEMS."
You click on that, and several other menu items come up, one of which is
labeled "BRAKES." But "BRAKES" is in gray letters, not black, and you have
this sickening feeling that you forgot to turn this feature on.
So you quickly hit the escape key and move the cursor to "SETUP." A few
more quick clicks and you see the menu item called "ACTIVATE BRAKES." Just
as you are about to hit the mouse button, you hit the bus.
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