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No Circus Today.
A father and his young son were in the upstairs bedroom, while his wife prepared breakfast.
The father had an erection and wanted his wife to come upstairs, but he didnt want to get soft, so he asked his son to carry a note to his mother, written in words that the boy wouldn't understand.
He wrote: "The tent pole is up, and the canvass is spread. To hell with
the breakfast. Come back to bed!"
The little boy ran downstairs and said: "Mommie, mommie, here's a note
from daddy."
The mother read it, laughed, and wrote a reply.
She handed it to her son who dutifully ran up stairs and handed it to his dad.
She, too, had couched her reply in vague circus terms.
It said: "Take the tent pole down. Put the canvass away. The monkey
just haemorrhaged. There's no circus today!"
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