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Not a Happy Birthday.
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy
Birthday!" and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy
birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
remember...
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left
for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent...
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss.
Happy Birthday!" And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to
lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's
go!" We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little
place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying
a huge birthday cake --- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there --- on the couch --- naked.
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