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Improve Your Sex Life.

There was a married woman, and she was not happy about her sex life, so she goes to see her doctor. She asks her doctor what to do.

Her doctor gives her some pills and tells her to put one in her husband's glass of water before going to sleep and then HAVE FUN he says.

The woman comes back home, the first night, she tries it. She puts one pill in her husband's glass of water. And that night they have sex.

The next night, the woman was happy but not quite content yet, so she decided to put two pills that night.

That night, they had sexual intercouse even better then the night before.

So the next night she said to her that if two pills was great, then she decided to put all the pills in the glass of water.

A week later, the doctor calls her house, the Son answers the phone: The Doctor asks: "Hello, how's the whole family doing??"

The little boy answers: "Well, my Mom's dead, my Sister's pregnant, My ass hurts and my Dad is running around naked outside screaming, "Here KITTY KITTY".
 

 
 

 

 

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