A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won�t stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, �I have a question to ask you, but I don�t want to offend you.�

She answers, �My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you�re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I�m sure that there�s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.�

�Well, I�ve always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral s** on me.�
She responds, �Well, let�s see what we can do about that:
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic.�

The cab driver is very excited and says, �Yes, I am single and I�m Catholic too�

The nun says, �O.K., pull into the next alley.� He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

�My dear child, why are you crying?�

�Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I�m married and I�m Jewish.�

The nun says, �That�s O.K., my name is Kevin and I�m on my way to a Halloween Party!�