A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, “I have a question to ask
you, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, “My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I
am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask
that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral s** on me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that:
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I am single and I’m
Catholic too”
The nun says, “O.K., pull into the next alley.” He does and the nun
fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying.
“My dear child, why are you crying?”
“Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I’m
married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s O.K., my name is Kevin and I’m on my way to a
Halloween Party!”
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