Only in America can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box
and a draft dodger live in the White House.
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance...
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating
rink...
Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions.
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and
a diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless junk in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight...
Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so
well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking
creatures"...
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!
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