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Paralysed
A big heavy set housewife
is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly
yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't
get up!"
He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat. You're
kneeling on one of your tits."
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