How does Payne Stewart's jet depressurize?
When it gets a hole in one.

How did he know his plane was in trouble??
It started going putt.. putt.. putt... putt... putt... putt

Obviously Payne Stewart won the golf tournament...
He finished 6 under.

Where can you find Payne Stewart's new line of clothing?
All over South Dakota.

The plane with Payne crashes mainly in the plains.


What does Big Bird and Payne Stewart have in common?
Both are goofy looking and neither one can fly.

What is Payne Stewarts' handicap?
His flight crew.

What does Monica Lewinsky and Payne Stewart have in common?
They both wore ugly hats and went down.

Why didn't Payne Stewart win more championships?
Prefers to work under pressure!

Plane troubles???
Mechanic said "I guess that the plane wasn't up to par"

Payne's last words..."I should have used my driver!"

What will they play at Payne's funeral?
Johnny Farnham's "Take the pressure down "

And last and certainly not least....

Did you see the size of the divot he left?