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The Perfect Day - For Him:
6:00~~Alarm
6:15~~Blow job
6:30~~Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section
7:00~~Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
naked buxom wench
7:30~~Limo arrives
7:45~~Several whiskeys en-route to airport
9:15~~Flight in personal Lear Jet
9:30~~Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45~~Play front nine (2 under)
11:45~~Lunch: pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15~~Blow job
12:30~~Play back nine (4 under)
2:15~~Limo back to the airport (several whiskeys)
2:30~~Fly to Monte Carlo
3:30~~Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)
4:30~~Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) on light tackle
5:00~~Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
6:45~~Shit, shower and shave
7:00~~Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and porn
legalized
7:30~~Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet
steak followed by ice cream served on a pair of tits
9:00~~Napoleon brandy and Cohiba cigar in front of wall size TV as you
watch international match of the day-England beat Germany 11-0
9:30~~Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)
11:00~~Massage and jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale
11:30~~A nightcap blowjob
11:45~~In bed alone
11:50~~A 12-second fart which changes note four times and forces the dog
to leave the room.
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