Do this, and don't cheat by reading the whole thing first...

Get a blank sheet of paper, and draw a picture of a pig on it, just a basic drawing, don't spend all day on it.

YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU DRAW YOUR PICTURE!





NO CHEATING,





REALLY - IT SPOILS THE FUN





DRAW THE PIG FIRST!





OK now to the interesting stuff...

The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer.

If the pig is drawn:

*Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.

*Toward the middle, you are a realist.

*Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.

*Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)

*Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.

*Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

*With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.

*With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.

*With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.

*With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.

*If there are more than 4 legs, you are stupid.

*The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are - the bigger the better.

*The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life! (And again more is better!)

OK, who didn't draw a tail?