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A Little Philosophy.
1. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well..........night.
5. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
6. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
8. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most if it.
9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
10. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
11. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
13. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
14. Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
15. Despite the cost of living , have you noticed how it remains so
popular?
16. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
17. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and
blamed it on the cost of living.
18. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
19. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
20. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
21. You can't have everything-where would you put it?
22. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's
population.
23. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
24. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by
those
who got there first.
25. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and
he
will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
26. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
27. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
28. When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's
a
moray!
29. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
30. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
31. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
32. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12
people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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