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Pickle Slicer.
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a
number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he
had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis in the pickle
slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but
Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the
compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could
see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill? "she
asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my
penis in the pickle slicer?
"Oh, Bill, you didn't!"
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired!"
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh... she got fired too."
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