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Audi Quattro.
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.
Paddy the officer stops them and tells them, "It is illegal to put 5
people in a Quattro, Quattro means four."
"Quattro is just the name of the car," the Englishmen retorts
disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five
persons."
"You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You
have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."
The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your superior officer
over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
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