One Liners - Racist.

Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle

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Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged

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Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A. A Burglar

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Q: What do you call a Scouser in a tie?
A. The accused

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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

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Q: What is the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut

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Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?
A: Big Mac and fries please

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Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night?
A: What you looking at?

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Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shell suit
A: The Bride

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Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.

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Q. What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?
A. Big Mac and fries please.

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Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered.

It later turned out to be a tax disc.

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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:

1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.

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Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

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Who Said;

Q. 1. "We'll fight them on the beaches."
A. 1. Winston Churchill

Q.2. "I have a dream."
A.2. Martin Luther King

Q.3. "Defeat is OK."
A. 3. Nelson Mandela's Chiropodist.

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Q. What do you call a beautiful Pakistani woman?
A. Azif

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Q. Why did the Romans only build straight roads?
A. To stop Pakistani's building corner shops.

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Q. What do you say to a black man in a suit?
A. Will the prisoner please rise.

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Paddy and Murphy were walking down the beach, when Paddy says
"Murphy, what would you do if a bird shit on your head?"

Murphy had a long think and then he said;
"Well Paddy if a bird shit on my head ,one things for certain, I wouldn't go out with her again."

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The Government asked 100 Scousers if Great Britain should change its currency.

They all said no, they were happy with the giro.

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