Two local radio presenters are in danger of losing their show due to falling ratings, so to try and boost their popularity they come up with a feature where listeners phone in with obscure words, then provide an example of a sentence in which the word can be used.

The day they start this feature, on the first request for the listeners to start calling, only one rings in.

One of the DJ's picks up the phone: "Hi, you're live on air! What's your unusual word?"

"My word for you is 'giurn'," says the mystery caller.

The other jock replies: "Guirn? I'm not familiar with that. Can you give us an example of when that word could be used?"

The caller then screams: "Guirn fuck yourselves!"

The producer immediately cuts the show from the air and goes crazy, but the two manage to calm their boss down and beg him for another chance with the feature, believing it to be the only thing that can save them.

So the next day they try again, and nervously put a caller through on air. "Hi, you're live on air. What's your unusual word?"

"Smee," the caller responds.

"Smee?" The two reply, baffled. "What the hell does smee mean?  Can you give us an example?

"Smee again - guirn fuck yourselves!"