How many Roy Keanes does it take to change a light bulb?
One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him
What's the difference between Roy Keane and God.
God doesn't think he is Roy Keane.
What's the difference between BSE and Roy Keane.
BSE got to Japan.
What's the difference between Roy Keane and a tea bag.
The tea bag is in the cup longer.
What do you get if you offer Roy Keane a penny for his thoughts.
Change.
Roy Keane bra - no cup, no support.
AND FINALLY
A little boy says to his mother: 'Mammy, Mammy, when I grow up I want to
be like Roy Keane'
She replies, 'You can't do both, son'.
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