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A Scouser Walks into a Bar

 

A Scouser walks into a bar in Manchester dressed up in his new Liverpool shirt and orders a drink before noticing a picture of Sir Matt Busby on the wall.

He was just about to leave when the barman says: "Where do you think you're going?"

The Scouser replies: "I'm sorry, I just noticed Matt Busby there and I think I'd better leave,"

The barman says: "No no no. It's too late for that. You've got to roll the dice Pal,"

The Scouser looks puzzled and says: "Roll the dice?"

The Barman replies: "Yeh. If you roll between 1 and 5 we kick the crap out of you,"

The Scouser says: "What if I roll a 6?

The barman replies: "You get another go."