Or, slightly philosophical questions!.

1. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
2. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
3. Why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food?
4. Why do they report power outages on TV?
5. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
6. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
7. Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
8. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
9. When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
10. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
11. Why is "bra" singular, and "panties" plural?
12. Is there another word for "synonym"?
13. Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
14. Is it possible to be totally partial?
15. What's another word for thesaurus?
16. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
17. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
18. If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
19. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
20. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
21. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
22. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
23. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
24. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
25. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats nothing but endangered plants?
26. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
27. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has a right to remain silent?
28. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them, would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?