Sexist Q & A Female.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A. A rumor

Q. Why do little boys whine?
A.  Because they are practicing to be men.

Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.

Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

Q. How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. ONE-He just holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Q. What did God say after creating man?
A. I can do so much better.

Q. What do you call a man with half a brain?
A. Gifted.

Q. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
A. Exchange him.

Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
A. Big Foot's been spotted several times.

Q. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
A. So men can understand them.

Q. Why did God create man before woman?
A. Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.