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You Have Committed Adultery.
There were three guys that died and went to heaven.
The first went up and then God said, "You have committed adultery so you
shall own a bike."
The second guy comes up and God says, "You have almost committed adultery
so you shall own a motorcycle."
The third guy goes up and then God says, "You have only thought about
adultery so you shall get a Porche!"
The first guy comes up to the man in the Porche and starts laughing and
the man in the Porche asks, "Why are you laughing? You only got a bike!"
The guy on the bike says, "I just saw your wife on a skateboard!"
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