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Sniffer Dog
A man is sitting in an
airplane which is about to takeoff, when another
man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 empty seats beside him.
The Labrador is situated in the middle and the first man is looking
quizzically at the dog, when the second man explains that they work for
the airline.
The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing dog, the best
there is; I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first
man, "Watch this."
He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along
the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few seconds. It then returns to
its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm.
He says, "Good boy." The airline rep turns to the first man and says
"That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this
and
her seat number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival.
"Fantastic!", replies the first man. Once again he sends Sniffer to
search the aisles.
The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns
to its seat, and places two paws on the handler's arm.
The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again I'm
making a note of this and the seat number."
"I like it!", says the first man.
A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes
up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone.
He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat and sh*ts all over the
aisle and the seat.
The first man is really grossed out by this behaviour from a supposedly
well-trained sniffing dog and asks,
"What's going on with this stupid dog?"
The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb"
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