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Snow Plough
One winter morning a
couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer
say:
"We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car
on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get
through.
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
says:
"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on
the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through.
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
says:
"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park....."
Then the electricity goes out.
Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,
"Honey, I don't know what to do! Which side of the street do I need to
park on so the snow ploughs can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married
to blondes exhibit, Norman says:
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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