Alabama: At Least We`re not Mississippi
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can`t be Wrong!
Arizona: Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas:Litterasy Ain`t Everthing
California: As Seen on TV
Colorado: If You Don`t Ski, Don`t Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware:
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha`ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We`re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Gateway to Iowa
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentuckey: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We`re Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That`s Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: Cheap Lobster
Maryland: A Thinking Man`s Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden`s (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota: For Sale
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: You`re Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota: Um... We`ve got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!
Ohio: Don`t Judge Us by Cleveland
Oklahoma: Like the Play Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl, It`s What`s For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We`re Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn`t Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si` Hablo Ing`les
Utah:Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia:Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don`t Mix?
Washington: Help! We`re Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming: Wynot?