
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have
you been?"
" I was out getting a tattoo."
" A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"
" I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."
" What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill
on your penis?"
" Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow. Number two, once in a
while; I like to play with my money. And lastly, instead of you going out
shopping, you can stay home and blow a hundred bucks."
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