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Taxi Driver - 1st Day on the Job.
Guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over.
The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop
inches from a shop window.
The startled passenger said, "I didn't mean to frighten you, just wanted
to ask you something."
Taxi driver says, "Not your fault sir. It's my first day as a cab
driver.
I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years."
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