
This couple were laying in bed after having sex, and he said can I look at it? So she says "Ok" so he gets under the covers, but it was dark.
"Pass the lighter" he says.
Suddenly she catches fire and jumps up and runs round the room trying
to put it out. Then she spots the balcony and jumps off to land in
the swimming pool.
Another couple are lying by the pool.
"Look darling, theres a shooting star"
"No it isn't, it's a twat a light"
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