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How Many.....Light Bulb
How many women with PMS
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. ONE! And do you know why it only takes one?
Because no one else in this house knows how to change a light bulb. They
don't even know the bulb is burnt out. They would sit in this house in the
dark for three days before they figured it out.
And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs
despite the fact that they've been in the same cupboard for the past
seventeen years. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light
bulbs, two days later the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to
stand on to change the STUPID LIGHT BULB WOULD STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID FUCKING LIGHT
BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF
GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE! IT
WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS!
I'm sorry, um, what did you ask me?
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