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Chris De Burgh - Patricia the Stripper

F                                                       A7 
DENNIS IS A MENACE WITH HIS, ANYONE FOR TENNIS,
         Dm
AND BESEECHING ME TO COME AND KEEP THE SCORE,,

         Bb                                               Bbm 
AND MAUD SAYS OH LORD, I’M SO, TERRIBLY BORED,
    F                      Dm              G7              C7
 I REALLY CAN’T STAND IT ANY MORE,,

                   F                                        A7
I’M GOING OUT TO DINNER WITH A GORGEOUS SINGER,
        Dm                                                             F7
TO A LITTLE PLACE I FOUND DOWN BY THE QUAY,

       Bb                                      Bbm                                             
HER NAME IS PATRICIA, SHE CALLS HERSELF DELICIA,
                F                       Dm                      G9
AND THE REASON ISN’T VERY HARD TO SEE,

 

C7             F
SHE SAYS GOD MADE HER A SINNER,
                        A7
JUST TO KEEP FAT MEN THINNER,

               Dm                                                                    F7
AS THEY TUMBLE DOWN IN HEAPS BEFORE HER FEET,

         Bb                                                    Bbm
THEY HANG AROUND IN GROUPS, LIKE BATTLE WEARY TROOPS,

                 F                           Dm                                        G9           C7
ONE CAN OFTEN SEE THEM QUEUE RIGHT DOWN THE STREET,

                Bb                                            A7
YOU SEE PATRICIA, OR DELICIA, NOT ONLY IS A SINGER,
        Dm                                     G7             C7
SHE ALSO REMOVES ALL HER CLOTHING,

        Bb                                    C                                       F Bb F
FOR PATRICIA IS THE BEST, STRIPPER IN TOWN,
 

CHORUS

                   C7          F                                          D7
          AND WITH A SWING OF HER HIPS, SHE STARTED TO STRIP,

                Gm                                              C7
          TO TREMENDOUS APPLAUSE, SHE TOOK OFF HER DRAWERS,

                                 F                                                    D7
          AND WITH A LICK OF HERS LIPS, SHE UNDID, ALL HER CLIPS,

                                      Gm                        C
          AND THREW IT, ALL, IN THE AIR, EVERYBODY STARED,

                               Bb                                         A7
          AND AS THE LAST PIECE OF CLOTHING FELL, ON THE FLOOR,

                             F                                                   D7        
          THE POLICE, WERE BANGING ON THE DOOR,
                                         (YELLING OUT FOR MORE,)

                  Gm (7)                        C (7)                      F  (F7)      Bb
          ON A SATURDAY NIGHT IN NINETEEN TWENTY FOUR,
         (Bbm)      F                   C7        (F7)
         TAKE IT AWAY BOYS,       (OH YEAH)
 

                    D7   Gm(7)  C7  F  D7  Gm  C  F  C7

                 F                                                     A7
BUT POOR PATRICIA WAS ARRESTED, AND EVERYONE DETESTED,

        Dm                                                              F7
THE MANNER IN WHICH SHE WAS EXPOSED,

Bb                                           Bbm
LATER ON IN COURT, WELL, EVERYBODY THOUGHT,

    F                           Dm                       G9                 C7
A SUMMER RUN IN JAIL WOULD BE PROPOSED,

               Bb                                          A7
BUT THE JUDGE SAID PATRICIA, OR MAY I SAY DELICIA

       Dm                                         G7                 C7
THE FACTS OF, THIS CASE, LIE BEFORE ME,

                                Bb                                    C                        F  Bb  F
CASE DISMISSED, THIS GIRL WAS IN HER WORKING CLOTHES
 

CHORUS

 

 

 

 

 

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