Folds, Ben - All You Can Eat

C                   C/B            Am       G
Son look at all the people in this restaurant
F          Em         Dm7
What d'you think they weigh?
C           C/B           Am      G
And out the window to the parking lot 
         F                         G
At their SUV's taking all of the space


[Chorus:]
Am   G       F         Em      Dm7          G
They give no f*ck they talk as loud as they want
Am   G       F    Em      Dm7             G          C
They give no f*ck just as long as there's enough for them


C                C/B                Am    G
Gotta get on the microphone down at Wallmart
F               Em               Dm7
Talk about some shit that's been on my mind
C              C/B                 Am        G
Talk about the state of this great nation of ours
       F                                    G
People look to your left, yeah look to your right


[Chorus2:]
Am   G       F         Em     Dm7          G
They give no f*ck they buy as much as they want
Am   G       F    Em      Dm7             G          C
They give no f*ck just as long as there's enough for them
Em      Dm7
Just as long as there's,
G          C
Enough for them.


Am  G  F  E7  F  G  Dm7


C                   C/B                  Am    G
Son look at all the people lining up for plastic
F                    Em              Dm7         
Wouldn't you like to see them in the National Geographic
C               C/B         Am          G
Squatting bare-assed in the dirt eating rice from a bowl
       F                                G
With a towel on their head and maybe a bone in their nose

On their head and maybe,


C        C/B            Am                G
See that asshole with a peace-sign on his licence-plate
F             Em                    Dm7
Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane
C           C/B                   Am           G
God made us number one because He loves us the best
                          F
Well maybe He should go bless someone else for a while

Give us a rest,


[Chorus3:]
Am    G             F           Em  Dm7      G
 (They give no......), yes and everyone can see
Am    G             F         Em   Dm7             G
 (They give no......), we've eaten all that we can eat