Green Day - Hitchin' a Ride

Hey mister, where you headed?  
Are you in a hurry?  
I need a lift to happy hour.  
Say oh no.  
Do you brake for distilled spirits?  
I need a break as well.  
The well that inebriates the guilt.  
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4...  

Cold turkey's getting stale,
tonight I'm eating crow.  
Fermented salmonella poison oak no  

There's a drought at the fountain of youth,
and now I'm dehydrating.  
My tongue is swelling up, as say
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4...
  
Troubled times,
you know i can not lie.  
I'm off the wagon
and I'm hitchin' a ride.  

There's a drought at the fountain of youth,
and now I'm dehydrating.  
My tongue is swelling up, I say Shit!