Housemartins, The - Happy Hour

C   Em
It's happy hour again
   F                                     G
I think I might be happy if I wasn't out with them
                  C                 Em
And they're happy, it's a lovely place to be
F                                              G                C
Happy that the bar is where the barman is a she

                 C
Where the haircuts smile

And the meaning of style
                                 G
Is a night out with the boss
                  C
Where you win or you lose

And it's them who choose
                                                  G
And if you don't win then you've lost.

                                  C
What a good place to be
          Em
Don't believe it
                   F
'Cause they speak a different language
             G                                   C
And it's never really happened to me
          Em
Don't believe it
                    F
`Cause they speak a different language
             G                            C        Em       F      G
And it's never been happy to me.

      C          Em
It's another night out with the boss
F                 G
Following in Footsteps overgrown in moss
               C               Em
And they tell me that women grow on trees
        F                                             G                    C
And if you catch them right they will land upon their knees

                   C
Where they open all their wallets

And they close all their minds
                                              G
And they love to buy you all a drink
               C
And then we ask all the questions

And you take all your clothes off
                                          G
And go back to the kitchen sink

                                  C
What a good place to be
         Em
Don't believe it
                   F
'Cause they speak a different language
             G                                   C
And it's never really happened to me
          Em
Don't believe it
                    F
`Cause they speak a different language
             G                             C          Em       F       G
And it's never been happy to me