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Date Added 2006-10-02     Times viewed 740

Kelly, R - Trapped In The Closet 2


Well now he's staring at me like as if he was staring in the mirror
She yells, Honey let me explain
He says, You don't have to go no further
I can clearly see what's going on behind my back,
in my bed, in my home
Then I said, wait a minute now hold on
I said, Mister we can work this out
She said honey don't lose control
I tried to get him to calm down
He said oh I should have known
That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt
I said we need to resolve this
And he stepped to me I'm like whoa
There's a reason I'm in this closet
He says yeah? What are you talking clothes?
I met this girl at the bodja club
and she told me she didn't have a man
Then he said man please I'd kill you
if you didn't have that gun in your hand
And then I said but your chick chose me
He said don't give me that mack shit please
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer I point my gun
and say I'm not the one you after
He says something I bet you didn't know my man
Did she tell you that I was a pastor?

I said well good that's better right?
Why can't we handle this Christian-like?
And I started to put the gun down
until I saw his face still had a frown
She started crying saying baby I'm sorry
Then he said baby not as sorry as you're gonna be
I started inching out
He says no I want you to see this
He said I gotta get out this house,
and not 'til I reveal this secret
I'm like what is going on inside his head?

Then he takes his phone and calls someone up himself
Hello (hello?)
Baby? (aha)
Turn the car around (what's going on over there?)
Listen, I just need for you to get right back here now
He looks at me and says
well since we're all coming out the closet
I'm not about to be the only one that's broken-hearted
She said what do you mean?
He said just wait and see
I said somebody better talk to me
And then his phone rings
He picks up and somebody says sweetheart I'm downstairs
And he's like I'll buzz you up
I'm on the 5th floor hurry take the stairs

And I'm like who is this mystery lady that you're talking to?
And he says in time you both will know the shocking truth
Baby this is something I've been wanting to get off my chest
for a long, long time
And I said nigga I'm gonna shoot you both
if you don't say what's on your mind
He said wait I hear somebody coming up the stairs
And I'm looking at the door
He says I think you better sit down in the chair
I said I'm gonna count to 4
1
he says mister wait!
2
he says please don't shoot
3
"he says don't shoot me
4
She screams
Then a knock on the door
The gun's in my hand
He opens the door
I'll be goddammned it's a man
(man man man)

 
 

 

 

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