R.E.M. - Crush With Eyeliner

      A      G      D      -      A      G      D


A G     D
I know you.
A G                D
I know you've seen her.
A          G    D
She's a sad tomato
A               G                 D
She's three miles of bad road
A           G           D
Walking down the street
A        G               D
Will I never meet her?
A          G              D
She's a real woman child
A        G               D
Oh my kiss breath turpentine

B

E D  G    A
I am smitten
E          D     G
I'm the real thing,  I'm the real thing
E            D           G      A
Have you seen her come around?
G
My crush with eyeliner.

A G  D
I'm in like.
A    G      D
I'm in-fatuated
A         G                   D
It's all too much - the pressure
A            G             D
She's all that I can take.
A                   G           D
What position should I wear
      A    G   D
and cop an attitude?   you faker
A           G      D
How can I convince her?   faker
A            G            D
That I'm invented, too? yeah.

B

E D   G   A
I am smitten
E          D     G
I'm the real thing,   I'm the real thing
E    D   G       A             G
We all invent ourselves, and,  uh, you know me

BRIDGE:
            B   A       B   A     D     E     G

A                  G    D
Yeah, she's a sad tomato
A               G                 D
She's three miles of bad road
A             G    D
She's her own invention,   She's her own invention
A                 G       D
That gets me in the throat
A               G         D
What can I make myself be?
       A    G   D
And Life is strange, yeah life is strange
A               G          D
What can I make myself be,   Faker
A   G           D
To make her mine?

B

E D   G   A
I am smitten
E    D   G
I'll do anything,   I'll do anything
     E   D                G       A
Oh my kiss breath turpentine,
G
my crush with eyeliner

E D   G   A
I am smitten
       E    D      G
And you know me,   Yeah, you know me
E D                   G          A
I could be your Frankenstein
G
my crush with eyeliner

E D   G   A
I am smitten
E          D     G
I'm the real thing,   I'm the real thing
E         D            G      A
Won't you be my valentine?
G
My crush with eyeliner

E   D   G   A       E   D   G   E       A   G   A   G