Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag

E     B     E     A x2

E                  B
Her name is Noel
E            A
I have a dream about her
E                  B
She rings my bell
E                                   A
I got gym class in half an hour
E                 B
Oh how she rocks
    E                    A
In kids and tube socks
      E                A                B
But she doesn't know who I am
       E                A        B
And she doesn't give a damn about me


          E             A          B        C#m       G#m
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
         E             A          B        C#m       G#m
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
E            A     B         C#m  G#m  E
Listen to Iron Maiden baby  with   me
A         B         C#m       G#m     A     B     E
Ooooh


E      B      E      A x2


       E                  B
Her boyfriend's a dick
       E               A
And he brings a gun to school
       E                 B
And he'd simply kick
      E           A
My ass if he knew the truth
     E                B
He lives on my block
             E            A
And he drives an Iroc
      C#m         A                 B
But he doesn't know who I am
       C#m         A        B
And he doesn't give a damn about me


          E             A          B        C#m
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
         E             A          B        C#m
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
E            A     B         C#m         E
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
A      B      C#m      A      E      A
Ooooh


                 E      A
Oh yeah
E               A
Dirtbag
      C#m           A                       E             A
No she doesn't know what she's missin
E                      A
Oh yeah
E                      A
Dirtbag
      C#m          A                        E
No she doesn't know what she's missin

Solo:
E         B         E          A x2


       E              B
Man I feel like mold
      E                    A
It's prom night and I am lonely
E           B
Lo and behold
         E           A
She's walking over to me
E                  B
This must be fake
      E                A
My lip starts to shake
C#m               A                 B
How does she know who I am
       C#m               A       B
And why does she give a damn about me


                   E             A    B          C#m
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
E                     A         B            C#m
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
E            A          B        C#m        E           A
Im just a teenage dirtbag baby like you


                  E          A
Oh yeah
E               A
Dirtbag
      C#m           A                       E             A
No she doesn't know what she's missin
E                     A
Oh yeah
E                     A
Dirtbag
      C#m           A                       E                A             E
No she doesn't know what she's missin