Hellogoodbye - Welcome To The Record

Oh my god Aaron
Look at her duck butt
It's just so big
She looks like one of those scene guy's girlfriends
But who understands those scene guys anyways?
They only talk to her
Because they saw her pic on makeoutclub dot com
I mean her duck butt!
It's just so big
I can't believe it
It's just so black and out there
Gross! Look she's just so emo!

Welcome to the record
I hope you like it
I made music in my bedroom
And then I miced it
If you see me around at school
Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool
My name is forrest and I'm tall and lanky
The girls always tell me 'Homie, you so stanky'
I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks
I've been too busy with my rhymin' techniques

Welcome to the record
I know you'll like it
I brought this football
So that I could spike it
If you see me rhymin' and stealin'
Tell me good vibes is what you feelin'
My name is Jesse and I'm hot and steamy
Ladies always tell me 'Jesse, you so dreamy'
I made these jeans look the way they do
And I'm corporate sponsored so I do the dew

[2x]
H to the E to the LLO,
Hellogoodbye on the microphone,
G double O,
DBYE,
I got no rhythm and I can't sing,